The 12 Days of Sad Christmas Misfits: Day Eight

Today, we take you to the bleak landscape of the disenfranchised. They celebrate Xmas too, of course. They're ust not very excited about it.

And it shows in their crafts. Take a end piece of a 2x4, slap some paint on it, and a few buttons and ribbons, cut the sleeves on an old flannel shirt and glue it to the head, dust the whole top with some flour or confectioner's sugar, and what do you have?

You have a lame-ass snowman, that's what you have.

I'm gonna go get drunk now.